thejhmartin:

I feel inspired

thejhmartin:

I feel inspired

(via webofcontradictions)

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

(Source: stantanic, via yahloww)

meladoodle:

sh4ne:

meladoodle:

sh4ne replied your post eating quiche

I havent tried quiche but Ive been increasingly willing to do so lately

i would definitely recommend quiche if you are looking for that unique egg experience

I’m turned off by the phrase unique egg experience

Am I being impregnated

yes impregnated with the joy of egg, capsicum, and various roast vegetables

(via webofcontradictions)

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

(via strong-butts)

anjeval:

WHOA ITS 2AM

HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN.

IT WAS 11PM TWO MINUTES AGO.

GODAMNFRIKINWORMHOLES

damarassexychopsticks:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.
A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

is this some voldemort shit

damarassexychopsticks:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

is this some voldemort shit

(via syain)

laughing-llama:

to-kel-a-mockingbird

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

bryko:

rip

myinnerfrankcastle:

chicagoknight:

wasn’t expecting that

It went from hardcore to West Side Story real quick.

myinnerfrankcastle:

chicagoknight:

wasn’t expecting that

It went from hardcore to West Side Story real quick.

(Source: brooklynmutt, via cascasgetoutofmyass)